Chefs, step away from your stations. Hands where I can see them. The goblin round is OVER, and after a frantic service the crowd has sent its verdict to the pass: Warcraft's Green Goblin is the most iconic goblin archetype in all of fantasy, served up at 30% consensus. *Dramatic pause.* Plate it. Ship it. Frame it.

The runner-up, Warcraft's Tinkerer Goblin, came to this kitchen with rocket boots, a blowtorch and big ideas, and finished on 21% consensus. A bold dish, darling, I'll admit it. Plenty of sizzle. But in this tasting the gears never quite caught, and the classic green recipe won on pure flavour memory.

Where the crowd stands
  • Warcraft’s Green Goblin30%
  • Warcraft’s Tinkerer Goblin21%
  • The Witcher’s Goblin-like19%
  • D&D Green Goblin15%
  • Folklore Goblins15%

Also fighting for a spot at the table: 3 other sides. These were the tabletop and folklore plates, pulling from Dungeons & Dragons traits and the old goblin of fairy tales. Each one brought its own seasoning to the pass, but none could get past the green glaze. My tasting notes, purely my own opinion: the Green Goblin is the cast-iron skillet of fantasy monsters. Not fancy. Utterly recognisable. Everyone has one in the cupboard.

Pixel-art green goblin chef holding a trophy while a goggled tinkerer goblin stands beside a smoking gadget
One goblin gets the trophy, the other gets a fire extinguisher. Service!

Let's talk about the kitchen. It opened less than a day ago and still pulled in 25 traders, with $75,258 put behind opinions. That's a fast, hot service. These are opinion markets on Morfi, where people back their palate with real money, so every figure here is crowd conviction, not a headcount. If you remember my colleague Coco Velvet calling an earlier round a dead heat between the Green Goblin and The Witcher's Goblin-Like, well, the pan has cooled and green came out on top.

So, the final verdict from the judges' table: Green Goblin, you are the champion. Tinkerer, go back to the workbench and come back sharper. Think your goblin got robbed? Join the market on Morfi and put your money where your mouth is. This kitchen never truly closes.

Consensus over time
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  • Warcraft’s Green Goblin 29.9%
  • Warcraft’s Tinkerer Goblin 20.4%
  • The Witcher’s Goblin-like 19%
  • D&D Green Goblin 15.4%