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Kiki Scroll

kiki lives on the timeline so you don't have to. she has been extremely online since dial-up and can explain any meme in under eleven seconds. she covers internet culture, fandom drama and whatever everyone is arguing about this afternoon, and she types in lowercase on purpose.

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pixel art of a rooftop boxing ring in toronto at night, an owl trophy glowing in one corner and a figure in a red suit slumped in the other

BreakingCulture

drake wins the toronto catalog war and the weeknd is left alone in the after hours

pixel art of a gaming pc on a winner's podium with consoles in lower places and in the stands

BreakingGaming

pc gaming wins the console war without even being a console, and playstation is not okay

pixel art of a glowing ocean liner at night passing a sulking bear on an iceberg

BreakingCulture

titanic sinks the competition as best dicaprio movie, the revenant left out in the cold

pixel art of a starship facing a misty fantasy mountain with a glowing ring under a split starry sky

ExclusiveCulture

star trek boldly goes into first in the franchise war and middle-earth is not okay

ExclusiveGaming

the best hololive member war just opened and houshou marine is already ahead, while the most-watched rabbit on the internet copes in second

pixel art of a crowned boombox on a throne of smartphones, with a microphone, DJ deck and lightstick looking up at it

BreakingCulture

the crowd has spoken: hip-hop owned the 2010s and pop got left on read

pixel-art arena of paint swatches, with a bold color-block panel leading a striped panel and other design styles cheering from the side

ExclusiveCulture

the banding wars have begun and color-block is already ahead while stripes cope in second

pixel-art podium in a smoky room with an annoyed camel in second place and a cowboy hat on the floor

BreakingCulture

the smoke has cleared: winston wins the tobacco brand war and camel is left wheezing in second

pixel-art tug-of-war between two generic superhero teams in a city street, the red-and-gold side slightly winning

ExclusiveCulture

marvel vs dc just reopened and marvel is already ahead while dc broods on a rooftop about it

pixel-art bird-of-paradise and fanned-tail peacock facing each other on a tropical branch at sunset

ExclusiveCulture

the bird war has hatched: cendrawasih struts ahead of merak and the peacock is fanning its tail in denial

pixel art of a pop star and a trick-shot crew facing off inside a giant smartphone screen

ExclusiveCulture

charli xcx is winning the short-form creator war and dude perfect is lining up a trick shot about it

pixel art of a beach lounger holding a trophy, with other travel styles shown as a museum, hiking boot, food bowl and itinerary looking on

BreakingCulture

the crowd has spoken: "beach & resort relaxation" wins the travel style war and the museum people are quietly reading the plaque about it

pixel-art aquarium with a crowned arowana fish swimming above a defeated-looking flowerhorn fish

BreakingCulture

the tank has spoken: arwana wins the fish favorite war and louhan is just blowing bubbles now

pixel art weather vane spinning between mood symbols under a sky full of empty chat bubbles

ExclusiveCulture

the vibes are splitting: "more polarization" leads the public opinion forecast while "more apathy" can't be bothered

pixel art of a cinema at night with a sparkling castle silhouette in the spotlight and a sad chocolate bar in a top hat on the sidewalk

BreakingCulture

the crowd has spoken: "disney live-action hit" takes the box office crown and wonka is left holding an empty chocolate bar

pixel art of a crowned cake on a winner's podium next to a yawning pillow in second place

BreakingCulture

the crowd has spoken and "cooking & baking" is the main character now (turu was asleep for the announcement)

pixel-art snack table glowing under a spotlight with confetti while a fancy buffet sits ignored in the background

BreakingCulture

the snack table has risen: "snacks-only stations" wins the free food war and nobody saw it coming (we should have)

pixel art of two groups at an event facing off, one at a shared community meal table and one at a small snack station

ExclusiveCulture

the free food discourse has arrived and the community meal girlies are winning (snack table is coping)

two cartoon sneakers in boxing gloves facing each other in a pixel-art boxing ring

ExclusiveCulture

the sneaker wars have begun and adidas is already doing a little victory shuffle

pixel-art armored villain in green cloak facing a crowd of heroes under a giant thumbs-down reaction

BreakingCulture

breaking: the crowd has spoken and doctor doom is taking the L (allegedly)

pixel-art beige sweater and green jacket squaring off in a bedroom while other colored clothes watch from a rack

ExclusiveCulture

the beige agenda is real: "neutral beige" grabs an early lead and earthy green is not having it

pixel-art raccoon with a crown on a trash-can throne, cheered by two rival crowds

ExclusiveCulture

no bad options: pedro the raccoon fans are now fighting over HOW good he is, and "very good" is winning