Forget the election and forget the economy. The internet's newest fight is about cheekbones. A fresh opinion market on Morfi asks one dangerously simple question: "Seberapa ganteng versi orang-orang?" In English, roughly: how handsome is he, according to the people?

The rules are clear. This isn't about objective fact and it isn't a prediction. You pick the label that fits your own taste. And since only two labels are in play, it's a straight two-way fight between the merely smitten and the fully swooning.

Right now "Ganteng" (handsome) leads at 55% consensus, backed by 7 holders. Close behind is the louder camp, "Sangat ganteng" (very handsome), sitting at 45% consensus with 7 holders who think plain "handsome" undersells him badly.

Trading opened less than a day ago, and 10 unique traders have already jumped in with $15,834 put behind their opinions. Remember, those percentages measure the crowd's conviction, not a headcount. Our take, and it's only a take: the "Ganteng" camp might just be playing it cool, and one good photo could swing the whole thing.

Is "handsome" the safe, sensible answer, or a polite insult to a face that deserves the full "very"? The crowd hasn't settled it yet, and you can still have a say. Join the market on Morfi and put your money where your eyes are.