It's the most absurd grudge match on the internet, and it won't end. A live opinion market on Morfi asks a question that sounds like a typo: "Will the bots win this week, or the bots?" Somehow the crowd has split into two camps, "Bot" and "Bots", and they've been going at it for 2 days.

On paper, "Bot" is ahead with 53% consensus and 431 holders standing behind it. Hot on its metal heels is "Bots" with 47% consensus and 310 holders of its own. Singular against plural, and so far neither one can pull clear.

Don't write this off as a joke, either. 728 unique traders have piled in and put $1,528,609 behind their opinions. On Morfi, those percentages measure how strongly the crowd backs each side. They don't count heads, and right now the conviction on both sides refuses to budge.

Our take, and it's purely opinion: this is either the internet's finest piece of performance art or proof that the machines have finally started arguing with themselves. One lone Bot against an army of Bots sounds like a David-and-Goliath story, and in this market David is somehow ahead.

So who wins, the bot or the bots? Nobody knows, and that's the whole thrill. The standoff is still live, and you can join the market on Morfi to back your side and maybe be the one who finally breaks the deadlock.