Peel back the niceties, people, because the fruit bowl just became a battlefield. A fresh opinion market on Morfi asks a simple question: what's the Best Banana Variety? Less than a day in, the crowd is already choosing sides.

Right now the reigning champ is the good old Cavendish, the yellow everyman of every supermarket shelf, sitting on 27% consensus with 10 holders behind it. Familiar, dependable and impossible to avoid. Is that a fruit or a habit? We're only asking.

Hot on its heels comes the challenger with the flashy coat: Red bananas, at 26% consensus and 3 holders. In our totally unscientific opinion, the red camp looks like the hipster uprising nobody saw coming, and they don't seem to be backing down.

Don't count out the rest of the bunch, either. Also on the ballot: 2. The market description pits tropical sweetness against cooking versatility and firmness, so any of these underdogs could make a late run.

So far 14 unique traders have weighed in, with $32,219 put behind their opinions. That's real money on the line over a fruit. Those percentages show how strongly the crowd backs each side, not a headcount, and with trading this young the board could flip by breakfast.

Think the Cavendish is overrated? Ready to defend the red? Join the market on Morfi and put your money where your mouth is, before someone else goes bananas first.