THE LAZIEST COOK-OFF EVER: "Nganggur" Lounges Into the Lead on Favourite Hobbies While "Turu" Naps Right Behind

Contestants, step up to your stations! Tonight's mystery basket is huge: build the Top 10 list of activities people enjoy most. Travel, gaming, fitness, cooking, reading, the whole pantry is open. And what does the crowd pull out of the basket first? *Theatrical pause.* Nothing. Literally nothing. They picked doing nothing.

Leading this brand-new opinion market on Morfi is "nganggur", Indonesian slang for sitting around idle, with 79% consensus and 5 holders. That's a dish made with zero ingredients and zero effort, and somehow it's still the one everyone's tasting. I'm horrified, and I'm also a little bit jealous.

Close behind is "turu", the slang for sleep, at 8% consensus with 9 holders. So first and second place both belong to the horizontal school of cuisine. One plate is lying on the sofa and the other has gone back to bed. Chef's note: the texture is very relaxed and the plating is a blanket.

The rest of the line hasn't given up yet: 5 other sides are all still at their stations. Trading opened less than a day ago, 17 unique traders are already in the kitchen, and $923,634 has gone behind opinions. My unofficial view as judge? If one of the more active camps can get off the couch and turn the heat up, this could flip before the soufflé sets. The idlers will have to stay awake for that, though.

The oven's only just been switched on, so this one is far from plated. Do you think the crowd's love of lazing about wins the day, or will a hobby with some actual effort steal the crown? Join the market on Morfi and back your own recipe before the bell rings.